Steve

Has anyone else with AOL noticed, on the home page, a guy called Steve, sitting, on a stannah stairlift, waving at you? I've inspected him carefully and he scares me. He's an engineer for the company, but he has an alarming twitch in his left leg and a smile that catapults across his face and then disappears, before it has a chance to properly work as a smile. It looks like he's a prisoner in the chair, a piece of tape runs either side across his lap. Does he need rescuing? I'm sure he's way too young and fit to actually need a stannah stairlift.

I'm wondering whether AOL, in some voodoo mystical way, knows that Rob is now 60 and may, in the future, be a prime candidate for a stair lift? Spooky.